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What Kind of Soul Are You?


You Are a Retrospective Soul




The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You’re best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren’t careful, you’ll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to seperate the past from the present.
You will suceed once you overcome the disappoinments in life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul

Book Quiz Results

You’re 1984 by George Orwell
You have this uncanny feeling that you’re always being watched. Thus
life has become a bit of a show as you try to portray yourself as much more reputable
than you actually are. All around you, people seem to accept an unending stream of lies
and propaganda without flinching. Your only hope may be a star-crossed love affair, but
pain seems stonger than love. If you have any older brothers, be very wary of
them.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

How ironic. We’re reading this book for class.

A Try at Spam Poetry

SatireWire, in its heyday and before it shut down, once ran a spam poetry contest. Inspired by my recent post, I decided to adhere to their rules and create poetry strictly out of spam messages. I came up with the following:

Quoth the raven,
“Keep your motor running dude as you’re into a surprise.
The service was great not to mention what I saved
Like Kings we lose the Conquests gain’d before,
which is now just above actual manufactures cost.”

Then he said “Good-night!” and with muffled oar
is immediately shipped by Fed-Ex straight to your door.

Okay, so it’s not great, but it’s an attempt with a very small number of spam e-mails in my Caught Spam section of Evolution. I’ll probably try again sometime with a larger pool of e-mails. I encourage others to try it, post it in their blogs, and send a trackback ping to this post!

Spam Subjects

please open me, I am a cute and fuzzy email

Um.. okay.

Open that one just to see what it’s selling:

From: Randy Pennington
To: ghford@ix.netcom.com
Subject: please open me, I am a cute and fuzzy email
Date: Tue, 13 May 2003 08:10:41 +0000  (01:10 PDT)
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html
Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64

prescrippptiooon weiiiighhtt loss online

http://brand.funwithyourtoes.com/spss/

if you wish to gettt ouuutt of theese addds

http://grabber.funwithyourtoes.com/bit/

Okay, so the cute and fuzzy e-mail wants me to lose weight so I can be cute and fuzzy too.

….

Hey, wait just a minute there, buckwheat.. whachoo tryin’ ta tell me?